What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the Replika app, and how does it work?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

Octopussy

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

Why do flat earthers exist?

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.